You put avocado on toast. The fact that you need a recipe for this is shameful.
You can mash up an avocado and put it on bread, but you've gotta use the right seasoning. Here's how to do it so simple that even you can probably do it:
Ingredients
Toast (or other bread)
1 small avocado
1 tsp lemon juice
1/4 tsp salt
pepper
red pepper flakes
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil
Directions
Mix everything together except the toast, mashing the avocado with a fork or something like that (pepper and red pepper flakes to taste)