People sometimes enjoy the things I write, and find them funny, so here are some of what people consider 'favorites' for you to enjoy in one place.
I had this idea first, and then had to go back and ask ChatGPT about diarrhea afterwards, so basically this is a lie.
I enjoyed the imagery of this: standing in a cubicle at work like a futuristic attack robot, but still needing to fill out a bunch of spreadsheets, and organize a catered lunch for the team.
I thought more people would 'like' this, since it's wholesome, and since I think a large part of my audience is Indian or familiar enough with Indian cuisine to get the joke, but they didn't, so maybe it's not tha funny.